Honeymoon Dreams....

At last he got married!!! And, this was the day we were eagerly waiting for… nope, before you make any wrong conclusions lemme make it very clear, ‘He’ was my friend Paras’s neighbor and this is a story that happened almost a decade back when we all were in our early teen age and were loaded with fun and energy…

Before I go further, lemme give you people a brief introduction about the place where it happened… Mohan Nagar, a very old residential complex at Dhanukarwadi, Kandivli W. and we stayed here for about 5 years at my Dad’s company quarters. My days at mohan nagar were fantastic and this is the place which gave me friends like Sheldon and Haresh…

This complex has a huge campus and a round shaped garden, in between two huge zigzag structures facing each other. These buildings were also further divided in to wings. Because of the zigzag shape, it was very easy for us to peep in to other people’s houses especially during the night time and many houses could be seen completely from within from the terrace! My friends had this immense ability to find a spot for every house, from where you could almost see everything!!

Paras, one of our fellow mates had informed us that his neighbor is getting married to a beautiful chic and we were all set to witness a real first night all live and exclusive for us. We were 5 in total including me, Haresh, Sheldon, Paras And last but, not the least Mitesh… We were sitting at a location from where we could see their bedroom much clearer than the new Samsung LED TV! Lolzzz We had Lays, Coke, Kurkure and Samose with us and  just waiting for the couples to start….

Here they come and she is very very beautiful… He made her sit on the bed and started romancing her…we couldn't see her face... but, could see her backless red blouse with her beautiful skin completely visible...  we were on cloud nine… at last we are just about to witness something which we had only seen in Hindi Films… :P

 He started talking to her and was just about to kiss her… he took her in his arms and while he was about to kiss Mitesh shouted at us as he wasn’t able to see what was going on…

“abbey… thoda udhar hat na saale…tum log akele akele maja maar rahe ho... mujhe to theek se dikhai bhi nahi de raha….”

Haresh was very angry this time… we had similar kind of blunders from Mitesh even before. Now, all our attention was shifted from the romancing couples to this idiot who’s always a spoil sport. Then there was a huge mess… we were showering abuses on Mitesh asking him to just shut his bloody  mouth and watch the play… he wasn’t ready to listen… our arguments and abuses became louder and at last we somehow managed to shut his mouth and while we were again ready to concentrate on the game, we were shocked to see the couples looking at us. They were shocked, embarrassed and traumatized… so were we… obviously this is the worst thing that can happen to you on your first night…they saw our snacks and coke bottles too…

He suddenly realized what was going on… he started abusing us loud and clear... and went inside the room quickly... We were all frozen... and didn’t know what to do… Haresh suggested that we should run, I said we should wait and at last he came with a newspaper and some glue… he closed the windows and then he covered the glass with those papers….

End of Honeymoon dreams and I am sure, Mitesh will not forget the way we gave him third degree torture that day!!!!